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Fantasy » alt.fan.pratchett » [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit.
[I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264554] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 19:23
Gaz Webber  
Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
Not hard enough, you all cry !

# I've got a theory, that it's a demon. A Netsplit Demon...no, somthing
isn't right there.
I've got a theory, that Gid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his
wacky net-free nightmare.
I've got a theory we all ping timed-out. It's getting weary, what's this
eery net-split all about?

It could be Linux, that evil Linux.
Which is ridiculous 'cos Linux is all persecuted, OS good, and Love Torvald
and Dev/nul power, and I'll be over here..

I have a theory, that it is random.......


Random isn't cute like every body supposes.
She has this Seamstress-fu and costume drama poses.
And what's with all the crossbows? What does she need such fire-power for
anyway?
Random. Random it must be RAAAANNNDDOOOM.
....
....
Or maybe Kayla.

I've got a theory we should work this fast.
Because it clearly could get serious befo*Hunter has quit IRC (*.net
*.split)



--
The Shadow fades,
And with them fades

The Hunter
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264560 ] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 19:34
Stacie Hanes  
Gaz Webber wrote:
> Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
> Not hard enough, you all cry !
>

Good show!

--
Stacie, 4th swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons, Bondage-happy predator,
Speaker-To-Students, AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion &
AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED "If you can't be a good example, you'll
just have to be a horrible warning." C. Aird, _His Burial Too_
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264567 ] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 19:47
Ssirienna  
"Gaz Webber" <Gaz.Webber [at] btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:vdWdnUBu4vE2WfnZnZ2dnUVZ8s6dnZ2d [at] bt.com...
> Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
> Not hard enough, you all cry !
>
> # I've got a theory, that it's a demon. A Netsplit Demon...no, somthing
> isn't right there.
> I've got a theory, that Gid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his
> wacky net-free nightmare.
> I've got a theory we all ping timed-out. It's getting weary, what's this
> eery net-split all about?
>
> It could be Linux, that evil Linux.
> Which is ridiculous 'cos Linux is all persecuted, OS good, and Love
> Torvald and Dev/nul power, and I'll be over here..
>
> I have a theory, that it is random.......
>
>
> Random isn't cute like every body supposes.
> She has this Seamstress-fu and costume drama poses.
> And what's with all the crossbows? What does she need such fire-power for
> anyway?
> Random. Random it must be RAAAANNNDDOOOM.
> ...
> ...
> Or maybe Kayla.
>
> I've got a theory we should work this fast.
> Because it clearly could get serious befo*Hunter has quit IRC (*.net
> *.split)
>
>
>
> --
> The Shadow fades,
> And with them fades
>
> The Hunter
>

ROTFLMHO

*applause*

I especially like the Seamstress-fu ... there should be cards added
to Munchkin Fu for that :-))

Ssirienna

--
"Hey, I know I'm fat .... So what? I'm fat, and I'm beautiful!
Narcissism .... Use it or lose it"
(c) Garfield/Jim Davis 09-11-2004
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264573 ] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 19:53
Rocky Frisco  
Gaz Webber wrote:

> Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
> Not hard enough, you all cry !
>
> # I've got a theory, that it's a demon. A Netsplit Demon...no, somthing
> isn't right there.
> I've got a theory, that Gid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his
> wacky net-free nightmare.
> I've got a theory we all ping timed-out. It's getting weary, what's this
> eery net-split all about?
>
> It could be Linux, that evil Linux.
> Which is ridiculous 'cos Linux is all persecuted, OS good, and Love Torvald
> and Dev/nul power, and I'll be over here..
>
> I have a theory, that it is random.......
>
>
> Random isn't cute like every body supposes.

More like strikingly beautiful, I would say.

> She has this Seamstress-fu and costume drama poses.
> And what's with all the crossbows? What does she need such fire-power for
> anyway?
> Random. Random it must be RAAAANNNDDOOOM.
> ...
> ...
> Or maybe Kayla.
>
> I've got a theory we should work this fast.
> Because it clearly could get serious befo*Hunter has quit IRC (*.net
> *.split)

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264602 ] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 21:07
Gaz Webber  
"Rocky Frisco" <rocknatural [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:rY39g.63420$5Z.9475 [at] dukeread02...
> Gaz Webber wrote:
>
>> Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
>> Not hard enough, you all cry !
>>
>> # I've got a theory, that it's a demon. A Netsplit Demon...no, somthing
>> isn't right there.
>> I've got a theory, that Gid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his
>> wacky net-free nightmare.
>> I've got a theory we all ping timed-out. It's getting weary, what's this
>> eery net-split all about?
>>
>> It could be Linux, that evil Linux.
>> Which is ridiculous 'cos Linux is all persecuted, OS good, and Love
>> Torvald and Dev/nul power, and I'll be over here..
>>
>> I have a theory, that it is random.......
>>
>>
>> Random isn't cute like every body supposes.
>
> More like strikingly beautiful, I would say.

So would I, but then I've been dating her for the last two years, so I'm
biassed :)


--
The Shadow fades,
And with them fades

The Hunter
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264621 ] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 22:53
Random C  
Gaz Webber wrote:
> "Rocky Frisco" <rocknatural [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:rY39g.63420$5Z.9475 [at] dukeread02...
>
>>Gaz Webber wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
>>>Not hard enough, you all cry !
>>>
>>># I've got a theory, that it's a demon. A Netsplit Demon...no, somthing
>>>isn't right there.
>>>I've got a theory, that Gid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his
>>>wacky net-free nightmare.
>>>I've got a theory we all ping timed-out. It's getting weary, what's this
>>>eery net-split all about?
>>>
>>>It could be Linux, that evil Linux.
>>>Which is ridiculous 'cos Linux is all persecuted, OS good, and Love
>>>Torvald and Dev/nul power, and I'll be over here..
>>>
>>>I have a theory, that it is random.......
>>>
>>>
>>>Random isn't cute like every body supposes.
>>
>>More like strikingly beautiful, I would say.
>
>
> So would I, but then I've been dating her for the last two years, so I'm
> biassed :)
>
>
....and scared?
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264622 ] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 22:58
Gaz Webber  
"Random C" <random [at] panatropic.net> wrote in message news:hB69g.68338
Snippage

>>>More like strikingly beautiful, I would say.
>>
>>
>> So would I, but then I've been dating her for the last two years, so I'm
>> biassed :)
>>
>>

> ...and scared?

Scared? Nah :)

--
The Shadow fades,
And with them fades

The Hunter
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264638 ] Fr, 12 Mai 2006 23:43
Rocky Frisco  
Gaz Webber wrote:

> "Rocky Frisco" <rocknatural [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:rY39g.63420$5Z.9475 [at] dukeread02...
>
>>Gaz Webber wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
>>>Not hard enough, you all cry !
>>>
>>># I've got a theory, that it's a demon. A Netsplit Demon...no, somthing
>>>isn't right there.
>>>I've got a theory, that Gid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his
>>>wacky net-free nightmare.
>>>I've got a theory we all ping timed-out. It's getting weary, what's this
>>>eery net-split all about?
>>>
>>>It could be Linux, that evil Linux.
>>>Which is ridiculous 'cos Linux is all persecuted, OS good, and Love
>>>Torvald and Dev/nul power, and I'll be over here..
>>>
>>>I have a theory, that it is random.......
>>>
>>>
>>>Random isn't cute like every body supposes.
>>
>>More like strikingly beautiful, I would say.
>
>
> So would I, but then I've been dating her for the last two years, so I'm
> biassed :)

Wow! Two of them? I'm just a plain mono-assed type myself.

-Rocky
--
O'Toole's Corollary: Murphy was an optimist.
Re: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #264669 ] Sa, 13 Mai 2006 04:21
Eric Jarvis  
Random C random [at] panatropic.net wrote in
<hB69g.68338$wl.61864 [at] text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>:
> Gaz Webber wrote:
> > "Rocky Frisco" <rocknatural [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:rY39g.63420$5Z.9475 [at] dukeread02...
> >
> >>Gaz Webber wrote:
> >>
> >>>Random isn't cute like every body supposes.
> >>
> >>More like strikingly beautiful, I would say.
> >
> > So would I, but then I've been dating her for the last two years, so I'm
> > biassed :)
> >
> ...and scared?
>

You are not scary. You have said so, and there's no way I would dare
argue.

--
eric - not scared, but cautious
www.ericjarvis.co.uk
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
Seamstress-fu, Was: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #266854 ] So, 14 Mai 2006 01:38
Random C  
In article <vdWdnUBu4vE2WfnZnZ2dnUVZ8s6dnZ2d [at] bt.com>,
"Gaz Webber" <Gaz.Webber [at] btinternet.com> wrote:

> Sorry...I was actually trying to sleep, but this thing hit me.
> Not hard enough, you all cry !
>
> # I've got a theory, that it's a demon. A Netsplit Demon...no, somthing
> isn't right there.
> I've got a theory, that Gid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his
> wacky net-free nightmare.
> I've got a theory we all ping timed-out. It's getting weary, what's this
> eery net-split all about?
>
> It could be Linux, that evil Linux.
> Which is ridiculous 'cos Linux is all persecuted, OS good, and Love Torvald
> and Dev/nul power, and I'll be over here..
>
> I have a theory, that it is random.......
>
>
> Random isn't cute like every body supposes.
> She has this Seamstress-fu and costume drama poses.
> And what's with all the crossbows? What does she need such fire-power for
> anyway?
> Random. Random it must be RAAAANNNDDOOOM.
> ...
> ...
> Or maybe Kayla.
>
> I've got a theory we should work this fast.
> Because it clearly could get serious befo*Hunter has quit IRC (*.net
> *.split)

Actually, on the subject of the seamstress-fu, I should point out that
the Shed of Sewing Space is now fully operational and that due to having
decided to clear my debt up as fast as possible - rather than ignoring
it as I have so far - as soon as I've done the few things that I
promised to do ages ago[1], and a couple of bits and bobs for myself,
I'll be doing repairs, alterations, and Making Stuff for others as
wanted... at a given point in the future I'm going to need to prove I
have the seamstress-fu, and because of the whole
giving-all-my-money-to-the-bank thing, I can't really justify spending
on fancy fabrics. So if there's anything particularly stunning anyone
wants made, I'd love to have a bash.

[1] I may need reminding what these are.
Re: Seamstress-fu, Was: [I] Another filk, prompted by #afp netsplit. [message #266994 ] Mo, 15 Mai 2006 08:45
annafruen  
Very good. And bonus points for filking the Buffy musical! *applauds*
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